fat-mabari:

localrose:

localrose:

my sister’s great dane doesn’t fit into store-size doggy clothes so someone custom made flannel pj’s for her and now i’m crying

an update: they are Good Pajamas

This is why I keep my tumblr account folks. This content right here.

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diekingdomcome:

kinghispaniola:

This is lit !!

Black Germans are lit af

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kalliefornialiving:

come buy some content from me this holiday season 😘 get on my nice list or my naughty list if you try hard enough 💓😇

Maybe Foreign Language Wouldn’t Be So Foreign

dontthinkonithermione:

Based off of this text post for @emettkaysworld + @bumblebeebats

Hermione: It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek.

Hermione: “Expelliarmus”?

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sunshine-tattoo:

diabeticlesbian:

Edie & Thea: A Very Long Engagement dir. Susan Muska and Gréta Ólafsdottir (2009)

Originally posted by abasketofgifs

(Source: diabeticlesbian, via theextrememusiclover)

flaming-fruitcake:

blackqueerblog:

i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

That final scream

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there are two types of players

themanicnami:

thegmsighs:

@orriculum

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fallintolife:

melodramaticsoprano:

So I got called into jury duty…

And I was put in the seat instantly, of course. I said, “your honor, I can’t be a juror on a two week trial, I have opera rehearsal.” And she said, “opera huh, well, sing something for us.”

And I did. In a federal court of law, in front of the judge, 75 jurors, the lawyers and the fucking DEFENDANT, I sang o mio babbino caro.

And the judge excused me.

superb, you funky little soprano

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tavon-hamlet:

I knew uncle Phil was real and would kill for Will at this moment.

(via confirmance)

braat-centraal:

Send $45 to $chunkyredpepper on Cashapp and you’ll get daily views of this magical fairy on my Snapchat ✨🌸

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