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my sister’s great dane doesn’t fit into store-size doggy clothes so someone custom made flannel pj’s for her and now i’m crying
an update: they are Good Pajamas
This is why I keep my tumblr account folks. This content right here.
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come buy some content from me this holiday season 😘 get on my nice list or my naughty list if you try hard enough 💓😇
Based off of this text post for @emettkaysworld + @bumblebeebats
Hermione: It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek.
Hermione: “Expelliarmus”?
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Edie & Thea: A Very Long Engagement dir. Susan Muska and Gréta Ólafsdottir (2009)
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i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion
That final scream
(Source: twitter.com, via chloethegamer)
So I got called into jury duty…
And I was put in the seat instantly, of course. I said, “your honor, I can’t be a juror on a two week trial, I have opera rehearsal.” And she said, “opera huh, well, sing something for us.”
And I did. In a federal court of law, in front of the judge, 75 jurors, the lawyers and the fucking DEFENDANT, I sang o mio babbino caro.
And the judge excused me.
superb, you funky little soprano
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